Monday, November 13, 2006

"STUDMUFN"

So, now that I'm delivering pies again, I tend to spend a lot of time staring at the bumper in front of me. And being Boulder, there is no shortage of opinionated bumper stickers. Democrats and bumper stickers go hand in hand don't they? Anyway, I want to know what the funniest bumper sticker or vanity license plate that you've ever seen is. Thinking back, my favorite vanity plate has to be "msanthrp" which I took to mean "I really don't like you people". I was laughing to myself the rest of the night trying to deliver pizzas when I saw that one a couple of years ago. Recently, I just saw a hispanic driver in a big truck with the license plate "miburro". I thought that one was pretty good too. One bumper sticker that I get a kick out of is "visualize whirled peas". Another one, though political was still witty, was "Bush/Cheney for 1984" during the 2004 election campaign. Sooooo, I'd like to hear some more good ones if you can think of any.

Cycling news: not much new with me. Just training and working for the most part. Though I am going through one of those streaks where I have some sort of mechanical every other time I ride. Kind of annoying but can be fun to play the "what will it be this time?" game. From the rumor mill: This week the U.S. National team sent out a few riders to Japan to represent the U.S. for the Tour de Okinawa - a one-day 200k race. USAC footed the bill for all the expenses (travelling, food, etc.) aaannnndddd the men missed their start for the race. Big whoops.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

This one that I saw a few years ago touches on everything. A real classic...

"Go nuke a gay treehugging whale for Jesus."

Thor said...

ouch. talk about a misanthrope. that is pretty funny though you need a big bumper for that one...say a double-axel extended cab Chevy truck...with a rebel flag in the rear window for good measure?

Anonymous said...

another political one...
"Even lesbians hate Bush"

Anonymous said...

This one was on a big old beaten up car in need of alot of attention "god made shit, FORD made it move" It made me laugh!

Anonymous said...

Years ago the Packers had a coach named Lynn Dickey.

"You can't lick our Lynn Dickey"
was the bumper sticker.


Clear Lake Lions Football placed second in AAA state playoffs yesterday. Zane Zirbel, your cousin, was the QB.

Anonymous said...

This was a bumper sticker from the seventies. A GB packer quarterback was named Lynn Dicky. The bumper sticker read "YOU CAN'T LICK OUR lynn DICKY. Of course Lynn was in very small print.

Robbie King said...

The best I've seen is "My other ride is your mom".

I laugh whenever I think of it. And I think of it whenever I look at the picture I took of it. Aaaah...priceless.

logangarey said...

I have enjoyed a couple myself.

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

For the great war in Iraq that shines on our flag.
"We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them"

How good is that shit!